Or, how destiny moves scrubs to write bad rhyming verse.
EDIT: Removed the contraction it's. Added its.
EDIT 2: Jalaal fail fix.
[b]A[/b] is for Atheon, the first and the best,
[b]B[/b] is a bladedancing, terminal pest.
[b]C[/b] is for Clip some say Magazine,
[b]D[/b] is for Dinklage, nowhere to be seen.
[b]E[/b] is for Echo, of Oryx no less,
[b]F[/b] for Fatebringer, the cause of much stress.
[b]G[/b] is for Gorgons who cannot look up,
[b]H[/b] is for Hammers that rain thup, thup, thup.
[b]I[/b] is Infusion, a brand new mechanic,
[b]J[/b] for Jalaal, a name that’s Arabic.
[b]K[/b] is for Krill, the source of the Hive,
[b]L[/b] is for Lighthouse, if you survive.
[b]M[/b] is for Minotaur, an unwelcome guest,
[b]N[/b] is for Nightfall. Exotics? You jest.
[b]O[/b] is for Ogres, we meet them a lot,
[b]P[/b] is P-sion, or probably not.
[b]Q[/b] is for Quiver, both cause and effect,
[b]R[/b] is for Randall, the raid boss elect.
[b]S[/b] is for Stranger, no time to explain,
[b]T[/b] is for Thorn, the Crucible’s bane.
[b]U[/b] is for Urzok, that pain in the arse,
[b]V[/b] for Voidwalker, the true master class.
[b]W[/b] is Wipe, again and again.
[b]X[/b] is for Xylar, and searching in vain.
[b]Y[/b] is for Gjallarhorn, undone by its makers,
[b]Z[/b] is Zavala, blame him for Sunbreakers.
Guys, I just killed Xylar, the Timeless again and I got my THIRD "No time to-Felwinters-Last-Hawk-Gjallar-Thorn-Hammer-Death-Bringer-Regime-Breaker-Fabian-Spades-Of Malice-Spindle-Simulant" from him, exept this one does 7,281,602,093 damage, AND it does Arsoloid (Ark/Solar/Void) damage. I don't have it equipped though. My friend equipped it, but Boonjie banned him for being to OP in Croossibibble. [spoiler]Message "Blind Finger 26" on Xbox 360 if you want to know how, I'll respond as soon as I see it :)[/spoiler]