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2/29/2016 4:00:00 AM
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Funny high school memories?
We had a very attractive gym teacher back when I went to high school. For some reason, yoga had just been added to the curriculum and it was the first day of it for our class. Well, our teacher decided to show us her flexibility, so she touched her toes to demonstrate. All of a sudden, both of her tits fell right out of the top of her shirt. She covered herself quickly, but that was enough for one kid in the back. He sat down and started jacking off. It was obvious what he was doing, but nobody was stopping him. So, being the good person I thought I was in high school, I went up and told him to stop. I also didn't know this kid was special needs. I'm standing there, telling him to stop, and then he drops his pants and blows his load. Right there. On my shoes. The teacher flipped out, called the school cops down, and had him taken out of class. For the rest of my time in high school, I was called Potato Juice.
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In one of my English classes we had a dare sheet. We would write dates for people on them and pass them around the room. They involved things like going up to the smartboard and licking it, crawling around on the floor like a dog with worms, saying very strange things while it was very quiet, and putting random objects on the teacher's desk.
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This actually happened today... So we were celebrating pi day in our math class... One of my friends brings in some red 7-up and Sprite. I decided to go up and get some using my plastic bottle (a blender bottle) As I was going up my friend said "hey! Do half n half it tastes way better!" I was like "ok, sure why not" So I take half the Sprite and half the 7-up and I poured then in... And to make sure they were well mixed together I decided to shake it up... Entirely forgetting that it's soda. (Because I haven't had soda for roughly 2 months at this point so I didn't think about it). It blew up. Everywhere. Probably 70% of it ended up on the ceiling and the other 30% all over the desks and floor (which had nothing on them since we weren't doing any real math, thankfully...) Thankfully the teacher was pretty chill about it, she had a good laugh as much as everyone else. I cleaned up whatever I could with some paper towels and that was that
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7 回覆During history class we were learning about the Salem witch trials. As an exercise, the teacher had three girls from the class up front, testifying in a mock trial that they were innocent girls who had been afflicted by witch magic. The teacher pointed at me. At the time, I was in this heavy metal punk rocker phase, with dyed black hair slicked back with way too much hair gel, wearing an overshirt That had flaming skulls on it and a tribal skull necklace. The teacher said "you look like a devil worshipping witch! Did you possess these girls, did you use them for your vile witchcraft?" I said "first off, it's 'warlock', unless you're intentionally calling me a woman. Second, if I was a warlock, those three would be naked right now" Everyone was speechless, and the girls were blushing like mad. Luckily that teacher was a cool guy and got a laugh from it.
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This chick was sliding a pen to me a cross the lunch table and i flicked it back to her at a better pace; we did this for 1/2 of lunch then she said; I find it funny you can work a shaft better than me! I replied; Actually thats my non practice hand! Thing is ive jus got the magic touch you may lack. You want some pointers or would you actually wanna test who's better?
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由iNezodZ編輯： 3/1/2016 9:56:12 AM10/10 m8 When my friend was gone i drew lots of penisses and [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]-swastika's in his workbook. When he came back the teacher wanted to check his workbook, and yeah he looked at us very weird.
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2 回覆It was after PE, and us dudes are all in a locker room, changing back into our regular clothes. Our locker room is split into 2 sections in the same room. 1 for all grades like freshmen-seniors, the other section is for juniors and seniors only. Each section of the locker room has the lockers in horizontal aisles. I was a freshmen at the time, and a junior was in the all grades section as he had some buddies that were sophomores. I heard some asshat from the other side of an aisle in front of us yell dumb shit. I yelled in a different tone of voice than my regular one "How's your moms throat feel after choking on my dick" and I giggled quietly as I finished getting dressed. 10 seconds later, I started walking away from the locker rooms when somebody from that aisle i yelled shit at launched an aerial assault, and they tossed a milk carton over the aisle and it hit the junior in the shoulder and spilled milk all over him. And thats how I saw a sophomore get beat up by a junior in a locker room over a milk carton.
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Purposely asking my friend to explain how to shave ass hairs in front of a good friend of mine and a newly made female friend of ours since her friend was not at school. Long story short, she loved the weirdness and I made myself a more terrible person that day.
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1 回覆The cheerleaders getting caught with alcohol at one of their parties. We lost the cheerleading program at our school because of this.
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4 回覆由Gas Station Karambit編輯： 2/29/2016 4:15:21 AMIn marching practice after school we changed about 10-20 mins before practice so I started passing the time by playing music in the restroom while I was changing. I would walk in, play Uptown Funk, and walk out. Eventually more people came to listen to music and I became a restroom DJ always taking song request and eventually the school banned people from bringing speakers and such into the restrooms. It was fun while it lasted and I plan to start it up again when practice starts. TL;DR I became a Restroom DJ
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