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I'M ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON!
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
[spoiler]Best commercial ever...[/spoiler]
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It's Saturday Night Live! Starring: -A Piece of Toast! -Too Guys with Handlebar Mustaches! -A Man Painted Silver Who Makes Robot Noises! -Garma Nar Nar! -Three S- ahb d- ah uhh d- uh uh uh-I'll Get Back to That One! -A Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See It All! -And, returning for his 25th consecutive year, Bobby Moynihaaaaaaaaaan!
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