Recent events are just the penguins going forward on their plans.
I regret to inform everyone that the game developers over at Bungie, have now joined the evil penguin government. The EPG is everywhere. As soon as any politician enters office, they’re taken to the mines and replaced by three penguins in a trench coat. Their ultimate goal is to freeze the earth. They begin by first wiping out the humans who plague their environments. As humans, we interfere with their plans.
Their plan begins by dividing the population of earth. They plan to do this by creating controversy in human society, one group at a time.
The penguins observed this group’s interests, then commanded the Bungo penguins to create a rule against the interests of the group, in hopes for the internet group to implode on itself, thus making us .00000001% easier to conquer and destroy.
Don’t fall for this trick my human comrades! WE WILL NOT BE CONQUERED!
"You see Chumly... When Mr. Whipple doesnt answer my questions correctly we must punish him... Sometimes severely..." [Starts Diamond Bladed Concrete saw]
"Duuuhhh... Gee Tennessee.. Whatcha gonna dooo..."
"We're gonna saw off an arm Chumly... We're gonna saw off an arm..."
MMMMMMRRRRREEEEEEEE.....