[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/teenage-girl-blossoming-into-beautiful-object,31061/]The beautiful object, 17. And full article.[/url] [quote]Parker’s classmates at Wakefield High School are reportedly captivated by the adolescent’s transition from a young woman into an eye-catching repository for male gratification. High school senior Kevin Turner said that Parker had become a particularly alluring instrument of purely physical pleasure in the months since she was a young, conscious, independent preteen girl. “I grew up with Ashley and never thought much of her before, but over the last year or so, I really started to see her for the beautiful little piece of equipment she is,” said Turner, expressing enthusiasm for how the teen had evolved into a dazzling sexual apparatus. “I’m thinking of asking that mere receptacle to prom.” “Take a look at it,” added Turner of the former human being. “I can think of a lot of things I’d like to do with that.”[/quote]