Last night some friends and i went to toss an artillery shell (firework) into a friends yard, i lit the fuse threw it out the sunroof, it got caught rolled back in and exploded in my seat. Besides the burns and blood the damage to my body wasn't too bad, my friends car's ABS system was blown to pieces apparently (how necessary is ABS?), but the main thing im worried about is today when i woke up my equilibrium is completely jacked, also i can't hear anything out of my left ear. Any thoughts to why its messed up?
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由Lemonite編輯: 1/29/2014 12:47:08 AMHis ABS is broken ?? Funny, since it does not operate inside the car, but does under the hood, it stands for "Auto Braking System", it requires you to clutch and brake, at the same time to activate it. Which both pedals are both metal usually. (The brakes auto clamp and release, clamp and release.... For as long as it's activated so you don't slide in ice and slippery places.) So my friend that is Impossibru!!
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由Enigmatic Dog編輯: 12/13/2013 9:47:52 PMHopefully you've gone deaf in that ear, and with any luck you got an infection. You deserve it, you -blam!-ing moron.
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[quote]Last night some friends and i went to toss an artillery shell (firework) into a friends yard, i lit the fuse threw it out the sunroof, it got caught rolled back in and exploded in my seat.[/quote] Oh dear... there's no words....
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I applaud the bravery of our dear OP, not for his death defying stunt and attempt to obliterate himself in a most explosive manner, but that instead he has the courage to consult us for medical advice. You sir, are the bravest of us all.
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由Capn Morgan編輯: 1/20/2014 1:08:09 AMYou know, reading the title I thought this was going to be a story in which I felt sympathetic, because of the countless firework experiences I have had (and the few bad eggs). But this my friend.... this...is simply stupid as hell. Funny though, hope your ears all good.
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I got my cock caught in my zipper today, but you don't see me making a thread over it.
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Could you have not thrown it out side the car... That's worse then me falling out of a tree after saying i was a really good tree climber. I broke my wrist (near the verge of tears) i run home holding my arm in pain and agony. Ugg that was really embarrassing
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How in the -blam!- does a firework damage an ABS system from inside the vehicle? OP is full of shit.
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