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Edited by Speaker:
4/24/2024 10:20:59 PM
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There's a pile of rocks on my porch. (THIS PORCH IS ON FIYAAAAAAH)
It's been there all morning, hasn't moved, I fed it some shells, but I don't know if my roommate will let me keep it. What do I do?
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And it's now on fire.
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2 RepliesFollowing a [b][i]tsunami of epic proportions[/i][/b] the rebuilding of this porch will be up to you. 🙃
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2 RepliesSpeakers drink of choice; [b]Porch, on the rocks. [/b] [u]Ingredients + Preparation: [/u]-unknown [u]Comments: [/u]-Speaker rarely seen holding this drink, characterized by its gray, cloudy appearance. It is a mysterious brew. -Rumored to contain the very [i]souls[/i] of previously notable offtopicans, adjacent to Speaker's alleged involvement in the [b]Pizza Friday Case[/b] (currently undergoing Investigation). [spoiler][quote] What do I do?[/quote] Paste some rather large googly eyes on a select (preferably palm sized) stone. Name your new friend. [/spoiler]
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If your roommate is into hot rock massages, then you’re in a perfect situation to get out of your chores for the week, at least.
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3 RepliesOnce you take them in, you know what happens next.... You'll have all their buddies like shale, limestone, and, sandstone all eventually showing up and before you know it, you'll be pushed out of your own home because of the squatter's rights. Kick them out IMMEDIATELY!
